Your inner voices are telling you, “Hey, fucker- you need this!”, as you peruse the current merchandise available from DJversion666. Don’t anger those voices. Bad things happen when you anger those voices.
Right now, you can get T-shirts for $10 plus shipping:
You can pre-order CDs (physical media) for $10 plus shipping:
or get BOTH T-shirt AND CD (physical media) for $15 plus shipping!
place your order (please state your size) at email@example.com
You can also get a free (pay what you want) download of the CD at https://djversion666.bandcamp.com/
None of these products were made in sweatshops. No harm was done to any animal. Vegetables may have paid with their lives, however.